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 A celebration ring cannon , pulled dig Grandpa Grandma urine. Ha ha ha laugh grandfather , grandmother urine Cha Cha Cha, (chua). A: Grandma or points , B: Grandpa suddenly cut a hole A: East off a small beggar ; picked up a purse large West Street to run fast That a child is a child thief triad B: ask fans not to ocular idle Gansha Han blind than those in the mix for many years become a drag on the A: repair locks repair vehicles with sub- spikes not learn啥 also pressed powder steamed Pinched dumplings sold do not pay taxes B: go not bad people go nice Datong Datong bid farewell to blind a fried after day ; these small seek large (co- ) widening saws, large pull saw ; grandmother sang opera on the door ; please girl, then Son ; do not let the nephew to go ; A: daughter, nephew to go , B: one a line called , together : I'm going to go , we should go, let me go I'll give you blind fart. (Singing) every day Datong change the face of common ground if we said every day the children of the cloud growing up all over the country are more and more modern flowering of our home (together ) ( rhythm ); B: where are you doing that epigenetic I see you ; bit Kazakhstan ; A: You want to Zuosa I see you young man ; a bit scant B: the object you must board a large scar on his face red fingernails A: Qizhaomaolv Ga Ga was a big hit on the wall pimple B : our praise to Pax A: You are vain home one day B: do not say go back and serve (together ) the day crying yapping A: You really can do it this young man . Kinda feel that a child spirit B: Slop slippers to put the bottle to see a woman not love . A: U.S. light wave -hopping . This behavior is quite kill you . B: hides the woman on the heel. Smell the stink . A: biting a bite of meat tightly B: a pulling of the fish in the river hanging on it , children fishing rod with string tied the donkey children SOYBEAN home run fast, Ma 's West Gate A: Your face is haggard, Hurried home to sleep one day you will understand that time is very precious B: feel hopeless , in fact, you not work hard , a good man , you have a chance A: rice traded on the point of clothes to do something , nothing good ashamed Decadent life with you completely say goodbye before (singing).

Look at your girlfriend to do the following , so that a certain marry her Oh!

 You are her first man.
2, holding her from behind while sleeping, she would obediently curled into a ball, so that you comfortable to hold.
3, middle of the night and wake up for you will tuck.
4, eat your delicious feed her what you think and feel delicious.
5, do not ask you do not want her to know anything.
6, I believe you every word, even if that does not expose your lies.
7, efforts to adapt to your lifestyle and circle of life.
8, friendly to your friends, but also as their own friends.
9, in front of your friends to meet you face.
10, keep doing what you like her to do.
11, the hair long, not hot roll, do not use hair spray and other things that make the hair hard.
12, control of diet and exercise to keep fit in the slim and change the status of the Princess Taiping.
13, as your nails, and there is something to get rid of the habit of biting.
14, pull to the square with you to blow soap bubbles.
15, put away her bad mood, his face wiped away tears, when you see her she would smile as much as possible.
16, in a radio point,
17, and you cherish every meeting.
18, singing in the karaoke ok
19, buy cigarettes for you, but only buy a little bit, because smoking is harmful to health.
20, allows you to spin in the house behind her back.
21, lying on your stomach and you watch television.
22, with a bath, to help you dry.
23, watching a film, learn to be a solutions-style woman, not always innocent little girl.
24, is love becomes a simple-minded little woman.
25, for cleaning your clothes, especially socks.
26, to help you clean all the shoes, no matter what you need to wear a pair when they are clean.
27, to accompany you to the vegetable market to buy food.
28, eat and praise your cooking.
29, with their father learned to do his special dish.
30, to ensure the smooth flow of mobile phones, so you can always find her.
31, told his mother, and your story, she has the right to know who put her daughter into a woman.
32, will be with you in the bathroom talking about.
33, well keep you gave her every thing.
34, a beautiful little book with a note of each of you send a text message to her.
35, quietly waiting for you to come back.
36, not goodbye friends.
37, you are happy than you happy, than when you're sad you sad.
38, that everything you do is justified.
39, according to studio film lovers, and carry photos in your wallet and other things inside.
40, you get the doll has been on the bed.
41, introduced her to all the friends you know.
42, protect you, care about your feelings, let you be a little aggrieved.
43, apply for a shared mailbox, a lot of love letters written on the inside waiting for you to see.
44, a free to see you.
45, pour coax you to take medicine.
46, a party, pull your clothes secretly angle, to remind you to drink less.
47, when you never give up your suffering.
48, stand ready to follow you from their homes.
49, promised to marry you, even without the rose and the ring.
50, at the time when you no longer love her quietly away.

strongly recommended: where girls can do any of the above 10, you marry her! 20, you should strive to marry her ah! 30, Sipilailian have to marry her! 40, Pinlelaoming should marry her! 50, estimated that this girl has been extinct, is said to heaven, there can be find. (This girl you alone marry her, that is, are you ever saw the blessings!)

Brand joke

 Students caught by the principal over the wall into the school .
President : Why not take the gates ?
students pointed to clothes : Metersbonwe , do not take the unusual way !
Principal: such a high wall , how do you turn over ?
students pat pants : Li Ning , anything is possible!
principals : how to taste over the wall ?
students pointed shoes : special step, the general feeling of flying !
next day, students take the main entrance come.
Principal: how today was not over the wall ?
students pointed shoes : Anta, I choose I like it!
President : Why did not wear uniforms ?
students raised to mention trousers : Semir , what to wear what .
Principal: afraid I will not let you into the school?
students pat the clothes : elegant birds, unstoppable .
president was furious : I had a great you have to remember !
student discontent : Why?
Principal sneer : M-Zone , my site I call the shots !

I really do not want you

 Just walk to a junction in time will want to read to you
only half the time will just think you
songs will be like when half You
I really do not want you
I just do not think I will think of you when you like

I do not want you nice

I do not want you to go crazy I just want you to
eyes moist


but I went to bed I can not sleep in bed I looked bored
magazine
open book when I think of you
I could not sleep

I shook my head to get rid of your shadow
can be printed in the magazine it ;
So I threw away the magazine


I turn out the light in the dark you look so clear
I turn on the light switch off the phone I had


where more than many words we said those words, but
pushed
my mind so I opened the phone

I do not want you just can not sleep
just when think you

not sleep I do not know or think you think you could not sleep because I was not very

I just think you
happy when I think of you unhappy

when I think of you
;
my memories will not be deceived
recalled memories of the people would be deceived by its balance

Valentine's heart ;
weight subtle, such as hair

you laugh
my silence you fine a
;
my disheartened

I catch any of your eyes
determine whether you are still warm as it used to
I collected all the information you
. . . . . .

my mind is that you decide
I do not own
I do not want you
miss you.

Department of Studies on Gan Fan

 Wu Fu and knitting and knitting knowledge to men of understanding
Um actually test stimulate class inscriptions
know pay attention to listen to five sentences are students of the China Health Organization
Department of the Chinese people die spirit
stalk me to learn English Department of English Gordon qualified Um more likely

my character all their own mathematical Gordon qualified Gordon is responsible for qualified language
Um I do well thanks to isolation test methods
good
isolation exam Wu Wu know what to do
good day Turning science teachers worry more worry about wild Um PCT
head
I heard criticism like sleepwalking Um
times and reasons for revenge

homework to do like do like wild wood < br> turned school day for the junior -what is by nature

homework they are all copied
a microphone to realize cross- learning and other school

turned to drink Coke after school each flight bell

to silent another day!

The couple want to have to look for life , say an article in the voice of everyone

 Boy:
baby, if an argument, please do not shut down, because I want to find you the first time;
baby, if angry, you can beat me, bite me, pinch me, do not secretly tears, I do not want you for my tears, I do not want you to languish;
Baby, if I unintentionally hurt you, please tell me, I'll keep that in mind will not let you sad, do not easily break up with me, because I really can not be without you;
baby, if tired, I put down the things promised to take a break, because everything there is to me that, if cold, hungry, send text messages to me, I will send you the first time warm, because the pain you are my responsibility;
baby in the evening to accompany you to send text messages to my happiest day, looking forward to the moment, I will let you be asleep, and then open your cell phone at night nightmares I had not sleep for the issue;

Baby, if I forget which holiday busy and forget to buy you the dress you like, when reminded me, because I want you in the world the most beautiful and most happy bride;

baby in front of friends and relatives on the outside, leave me some face, you dispose of any home, men love that point to face;
Baby, if you feel I can give you happiness, stable lives to marry me, because I want to finish the life, loves you, love you forever.
Girl: Well, I promise you!
dear, if a fight, you have to find me the first time, do not leave me lonely, afraid to hide in the corner crying, ends of the earth, because when I needed you most;
dear, If angry, you hold me close do not let me struggle out, because then I loved you so much and warm desire;
dear, if I unintentionally hurt you, you think of it as a child done something wrong, laugh, wrinkled brows, but please be patient and educate me, because I did not want to go to endless sting of your total self-willed;
my dear, I know I'm not caring, gentle, but I will cherish you my love, let the pet, because you are my everything;
dear, we are busy both night time and off at night to remember phone radiation on the poor health;

dear, if you are particularly busy, send a text message to tell me, because the girls really care about this or that festival, always trying to Mei Mei in the festival and loved ones to eat a meal, take a walk;
dear friends and relatives on the outside front, I will carefully considerate of your face, because I know a man dignity, and face is important, but you must promise me to drink less, do not smoke, protect their health, because if you put the body tired, who will take care, love me ah;
dear, if you think I am still obedient, sensible, please ring me securely tied, because I would like to accompany you through life, then you have world and the happiness of my future.
Boy: Okay, I promise you!

This is done by eight , the computer is immune to slow down

 Look at the computer's also similar.
1, less the better things on the computer desktop, my desktop is only the Something more than a total system resources. Although more convenient on the desktop, but it is to pay the expense of system resources and speed of the price. Solution is to delete the desktop shortcuts, because in the Will not be a shortcut to move to other documents or E D disk drive, not on the C drive. WINDOWS C drive only put the files and some program installation must be installed on the C drive, the other be not on the C drive, on the D drive or E drive.
2, right-click the arrow to Then select the right of the
3, open In the Must pay attention to ah, Remember! ! ! This operation is best carried out once a month.
4, the bottom line of what the computer screen, leaving only the icon real-time monitoring anti-virus software, and most left the That is used in the The most commonly used software can be a shortcut added to the Start menu, to add a second commonly used in the program menu.
5, the desktop wallpaper and screen savers are set to Maintenance Wizard check mark the abolition of all ah, this is the program to start at boot time, and some do not, and if the restart is also very fast. Then the next step, select OK!
7, select the bottom left corner of the quickly repaired, put all of your hard drive C, D, E, F are fixed again, and then
8, select the bottom left corner of the And then you wait, you can go take a break, huh, huh. If you have never had this program running, then your hard drive and large, you may have more than 1 hour (if that long, you can stop several times can also be run later.) After this procedure should be run once a month or so, the second after the short running time and more.
After this maintenance, your computer is not recovered when the speed just bought? Even faster, and Oh! Then right-click.